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[audio]Generic Privacy Notice - Roy Trumbull
Having gotten those two or three page notices from almost every business or service I deal with, the absurdity of it got to me and this was the result.
Keywords: privacy notice; satire; government; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 308
[audio]Ask Your Doctor About Foolium - Roy Trumbull
I wrote this after seeing one too many ads aimed directly at the rubes to get them to request script for expensive meds.
Keywords: drugs; medicine; health care; humor; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 966
[audio]Storyspieler Show - Roy Trumbull
These programs are designed to be a half hour in length and are composed of existing short story files with added information and introductory material. The exception is the Modoc program each of which consists of from 2 to 3 chapters of a book and they run longer. These programs were created for non-commercial internet radio stations.
Keywords: Storyspieler; Roy Trumbull; short stories; half hour
Downloads: 511
[audio]The Weather Forecast for 2056 - Roy Trumbull
This forecast is based upon existing trends and the certainty that lobbyists will keep anything useful from ever coming out of Washington, D.C..
Keywords: weather; global warming; humor; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 187
[audio]The Short Attention Span Philosopher - Roy Trumbull
Aphorisms to go. Impress your friends and co-workers with all the wisdom of the ancients and moderns.
Keywords: aphorisms; wise sayings; SASP; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 22,225
[audio]Notes On The Bible - Roy Trumbull
These are some notes on the differences between the Jewish bible and the Christian "Old Testament". The order of the books is different. The names of the books are different. The leading names within the stories are different. The translation problems are considerable. What the bible says or may not say remains problematic.
Keywords: bible; Christian; Jewish; translation; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 133
[audio]The Church of the Cell Phone Ring Tone Offer - Roy Trumbull
The cell phone has become the default object of religious devotion in our times. Are there cell phones in heaven? Brother Wooley of the "Church of the Cell Phone" answers your questions.
Keywords: cell phone; church; religion; humor; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 1,629
[audio]Miss Moose Meat - Roy Trumbull
copyright 2008 by Roy Trumbull A young lady is proud of the fact she was named Miss Moose Meat at a beauty contest in Alaska. In fact she never fails to mention the fact, much to the chagrin of her brother. It acts as a boy friend screening process. If a guy is still interested after he hears the tale, then maybe he's the one.
Keywords: Alaska; moose; satire; love; beauty contest; love; college; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 1,526
[audio]Joey and the P-Ball - Roy Trumbull
A teenager invents a golf ball that can't be lost.
Keywords: golf; fantasy; children's stories; audio books; teenagers; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 2,051
[audio]Joey and the Portal by Roy Trumbull copyright 2009 - Roy Trumbull
Joey visits an MRI machine and learns something about how it images soft tissue. Joey's Uncle Walter has vanished and in his uncles lab he finds something like a home brew MRI machine but it's much different. He figures out it's a portal but to where?
Keywords: Joey; MRI; Sci-Fi; fantasy; audio book; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 1,090
[audio]Kickme by Roy Trumbull - Roy Trumbull
This is an orientation lecture for those who've just moved to a state where the residents all have a stake in their exploitation and mistreatment and are convinced that it's a good idea to get the short end of the stick in perpetuity.
Keywords: kickme; politics; kickme states; humor; satire; audio books; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 1,108
[audio]Generic Political Ad - Roy Trumbull
To save you some time I have created a political ad that pretty much covers the muck you'll hear over the next few months.
Keywords: political; lies; ads; campaigns; smear tactics; Roy Trumbull
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[audio]A Whale On Wall Street - Roy Trumbull
The country is experiencing an epidemic of Kidsheimers in which adults at work turn into children. It is very hush hush. Even the President has it. It is the root cause behind subprime mortgages. When I finished this story in the fall of 2007 I thought everyone could see the coming train wreck. As we've learned since, it was invisible to the Fed, Congress, Wall Street and a lot of banks who should have known better.
Keywords: Kidsheimers,humor,satire,whales,disasters; subprime mortgages; investments; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 4,055
[audio]Chuck's Cipher by Roy Trumbull copyright 2008 - Roy Trumbull
A young man is dead and his friends meet to attempt to decode a message found in his effects.
Keywords: codes; ciphesr; computers; mystery; audio book; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 577
[audio]Joey and the Perfect Golf Clubs by Roy Trumbull - Roy Trumbull
I think I had my first golf clubs when I was three. My dad, Barney Trumbull, was a dedicated golfer but I lacked the knack. That didn't keep me from playing with him on every golf course in Northern California. The Rattlesnake Hills Club is a thinly disguised real club. It combines the worst features of a number of courses I've been on. We bring back Joey, inventor of the P-Ball, who once again makes a game changing invention...
Keywords: gahlumponium; magic; golf; imagination; Joey; Roy Trumbull; audio book; Rattlesnake Hills
Downloads: 44
[audio]Certain Death Cola by Roy Trumbull copyright 2008 - Roy Trumbull
A business scheme based upon truth brings riches to those employing it. Imagine a can of high fructose corn syrup cola with a detailed list of all the medical ills drinking it will cause.
Keywords: cola; HFCS; high fructose corn syrup; fiction; audio book; death rockers; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 1,699
[audio]Peter Pan In Kensington Gardens by James M. Barrie - Roy Trumbull
A few years before James M. Barrie wrote the play that would make him famous, he wrote a short story of just four chapters in which he introduced Peter Pan. This Peter was a bit closer to the Pan of mythology and, in fact, he played the Pan pipes for fairy dances. The Peter in the play will be different but an amazing number of themes and settings will go from this short story into the play. Kensington Gardens is a park near Kensington Palace and is one of the Royal Parks.
Keywords: Peter Pan; Kensington Gardens; children's stories; fairies; James M. Barrie; Roy Trumbull; audio books
Downloads: 117
[audio]Vetting Medea by Roy Trumbull - Roy Trumbull
The Meanness and Rationalization Party is vetting Vice-Presidential candidates. Medea is on the list even though she's had more than her share of bad press. How many votes can you get after you kill your children, poison your exes trophy bride, turn the kings murdered corpse into an entrée, and later attempt to poison your stepson?
Keywords: Medea; vetting; politics; satire; campaign; vice president; audio book; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 93
[texts]A Whale On Wall Street text - Roy Trumbull
The country is experiencing an epidemic of Kidsheimers in which adults at work turn into children. It is very hush hush. Even the President has it. It is the root cause behind subprime mortgages. When I finished this story in the fall of 2007 I thought everyone could see the coming train wreck. As we've learned since, it was invisible to the Fed, Congress, Wall Street and a lot of banks who should have known better.
Keywords: Kidsheimers; humor; satire; whales; disasters; subprime mortgages; investments; Jewish; Roy Trumbull; Wall Street; orcas
Downloads: 89
[audio]Alex the Parrot-guin - Roy Trumbull
The tale of a bird half parrot and half penguin who is considered a living god by some and a Hollywood star by others. With his friends Juanita and Ruffa the dog he sails in an ancient Egyptian craft from an island in the Antarctic up to the large penguin colony at Punta Tombo, Argentina and is discovered by a movie company shooting yet another penguin movie. Copyright 2007 by Roy Trumbull I was into the third or fourth chapter of this story and I still had no satisfactory name for my hero...
Keywords: parrot; penguin; Sethites; Punta Tombo; Antarctic; volcano; Bird Island; children's stories; audio book; Roy Trumbull; Patagonia
Downloads: 5,500
[audio]Jack and the Bad Stock by Roy Trumbull - Roy Trumbull
A twisted fairy tale that introduces one to the fictions of Wall Street and the legal fictions that make them possible.
Keywords: humor; Jack and the beanstock; legal fictions; Wall Street; crooks in Congress; Roy Trumbull; offshore headquarters; investment fraud
Downloads: 1,142
[audio]Ankal the Witch by Roy Trumbull - Roy Trumbull
It was writer Arthur C. Clarke who said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Ankal the witch is a story about a good witch and a bad witch. It takes place mostly in the present and pits our modern magic against the eye of newt tongue of frog kind. I took every opportunity in this story to poke fun at all the stuff we take too seriously. I expect no one will have any trouble with the wordplay...
Keywords: Ankal; witchcraft; Stevniak; Zarpi; magic; humor; witches; wizards; fantasy; Fright&Barrow; Death-Grave-and-Beyond; Witch-Mart; Roy Trumbull; audio book
Downloads: 118
[movies]An Anthology of Faux Symphonic Poetry Films - Jan McLaughlin
Includes: "Swim Symphony" "Dream Triptych" "What Birds Know: Thunder"
Keywords: faux press; jan mclaughlin; poem; poetry; poetry film; dance poem; filmpome; faux symphony; tom thomas; ron androla; john korn; robert rowe; shannon noble; Sakue Shimohira; Roy Trumbull
Downloads: 653
[texts]Fat Chance text - Roy Trumbull
Fat Chance by Roy Trumbull - Creative Commons Copyright 2009 Some rights reserved. Detective Abe Howard and his AI computer Maija are looking for a killer. Members of high society are slimming down by getting massaged. Their fat is being removed via the hungry hands of aliens. The story is set 50+ years into the future. The Colorado River is more like a stream. The population in So. Ca is greatly reduced...
Keywords: Fat Chance; Roy Trumbull; fat eaters; detective; Maija; geek lit; drone attack; Las Vegas; Colorado River; electric cars; alien sex; shadow world; health care; crime families; murder; AI; robotic bartender; celiac; diebetes
Downloads: 166
[audio]Fat Chance by Roy Trumbull copyright 2009 - Roy Trumbull
Fat Chance by Roy Trumbull - Creative Commons Copyright 2009 Some rights reserved. Detective Abe Howard and his AI computer Maija are looking for a killer. Members of high society are slimming down by getting massaged. Their fat is being removed via the hungry hands of aliens. The story is set 50+ years into the future. The Colorado River is more like a stream. The population in So. Ca is greatly reduced...
Keywords: Fat Chance; Roy Trumbull; fat eaters; detective; Maija; geek lit; drone attack; Las Vegas; Colorado River; electric cars; alien sex; shadow world; health care; crime families; murder; AI; robotic bartender; celiac; diebetes
Downloads: 3,202
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